What I hate most about being single is the fact that when it becomes public that I am, everyone seems to think they need to send me emails, messages, IMs, etc as though they are applying for a job.
Fine. I contacted HR and this was their response.
The job you are applying for is not available. A position was not even posted. We feel that the extra work can be absorbed internally. Thank you for your time. Unfortunately, there is no need to keep your resume on file. Have a nice day.
~ Human Resources of Poae, Inc.